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"Wow...you got a hickey?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Teen's Comet

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Teenage Yoda

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Teen Owl

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Let's not jump into this.'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"