Teen Romance Tactician Gifts

Hello, Mrs. Jenkins? This is Axel Fusco, a classmate of your daughter. May I speak to her? Yes, I know she's not allowed to date boys yet, but

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

I've got to make an offering to the cheapskate muse. What's that got to do with me? You understand women. What could I do to bring back my goddess of inspiration? That's nice. What's nice? Goddess of inspiration. You mind if I use that line on this hottie I met when I was trolling for broads at the bus station? This is not helping! No, it is. Don't sell yourself short. HOJ.

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

Place for text.

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

Military Cupid

'Hostile takeovers don't faze me. I have three teenage kids back home.'

"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."

Researching Life's Deepest Questions! How do I keep tabs on my daughter's internet use? How do I block my mother online?

'When I texted you all regarding the manner in which he died, I was disappointed by how many of you responded with 'lol'.'

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car."

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.

'Ironic, I'm booking you for texting.'