Teen Romance Tactician Pillows

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

Place for text.

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"I fight your mother here so I don't have to fight her at home."

'It was a wonderful evening, Jack...please don't spoil it by asking for a promotion.'

'Hostile takeovers don't faze me. I have three teenage kids back home.'

Military Cupid

'When I texted you all regarding the manner in which he died, I was disappointed by how many of you responded with 'lol'.'

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car."

'A new strategic weapon.'

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'