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'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Use of Cavalry

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Kosovo.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Next!"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

"Now we have all your arrows!"