Teen Cynic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows designed for the witty teen cynic—comfortable, cheeky, and perfect for their personal sanctuary.

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"We're getting way too old for this place."

"We're getting way too old for this place." mockup

"We're getting way too old for this place."

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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Famous Oxymorons...

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.' mockup

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

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Will Self deprecation

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'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like' mockup

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

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'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!' mockup

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

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'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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Obama builds own gallows.

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Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs. mockup

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

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'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

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'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'That's it?'

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"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog). mockup

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

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'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!' mockup

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

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'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

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'I hate my boss!...'

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'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.' mockup

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

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'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...' mockup

'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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Teen Cynic Pillows Collection

Teen Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the teen cynic—each one packed with wit and a dash of sarcasm that they'll love.

Teen Cynic Prints

Find bold, funny prints that resonate with the teen cynic’s sharp mind—perfect for sprucing up their room with personality and wit.

Teen Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our clever T-shirts designed for the teen cynic—express their skeptical spirit with style and a touch of humor.