Teen Crisis Strategist Gifts

ZBIGNIEW BREZINSKI'S TIPS FOR TEENS

Out.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

I rule by fear.

Overdraft limit.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

House of Cards - Europe.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

How To Profit From An Economic Collapse

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Fighting corona

'Junior doesn't know exactly when he's graduating from college, but he's able to offer increasingly educated guesses.'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

"This is going to be a bad one isn't it?"

'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

"My boss is always telling me what to do."