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ZBIGNIEW BREZINSKI'S TIPS FOR TEENS

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Out.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

I rule by fear.

Overdraft limit.

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

House of Cards - Europe.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

How To Profit From An Economic Collapse

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Junior doesn't know exactly when he's graduating from college, but he's able to offer increasingly educated guesses.'

Fighting corona

"This is going to be a bad one isn't it?"

Zack and Max were injured in scrimmage today. Tough break. Not for me. Teddy! That's not good sportsmanship. It's nothing personal. More injuries and I'll be put in the game! Ahh! A strategic player.

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"

"My boss is always telling me what to do."