Teen Rebellion Consultant Gifts

Out too late? Call curfew beaters!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Welcome to your new English Class.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Whatever

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

'Where did we go wrong...?'