Teen Rebellion Observer Gifts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Whatever

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."