Teen Rebellion Observer Gifts

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

City centre pub.

Whatever!

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Pubertry

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Whatever

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."