Tectonic Plate Theorist T-Shirts

Dress their passion! Our tectonic plate theory t-shirts combine humor and science, making them perfect for geology enthusiasts who want to wear their interest on their sleeve.

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.' mockup

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

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Math Dreams

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!" mockup

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

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Science And Society 1923

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Sergei Taneyev

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"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa." mockup

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

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"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care." mockup

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

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'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.' mockup

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

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Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent. mockup

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

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''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?' mockup

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

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That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear. mockup

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

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"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?" mockup

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

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"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..."

"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..." mockup

"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..."

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'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.' mockup

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

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When a nanosecond is forever.

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"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!" mockup

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

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'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?' mockup

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

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Leos Janacek

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At the space-time institute.

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'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?' mockup

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

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Richard Taruskin

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The Big Bag Theory

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Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook. mockup

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

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'Time? Time's relative.'

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Word problems in math class.

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'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.' mockup

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

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"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady." mockup

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

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Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes. mockup

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life." mockup

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

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A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth. mockup

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

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'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.' mockup

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

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Tectonic Plate Theorist T-Shirts Collection

Tectonic Plate Theorist Mugs

Explore more quirky and clever mugs designed for tectonic plate theorists—perfect for daily dose of Earth science humor.

Tectonic Plate Theorist Pillows

Brighten any space with our tectonic plate pillows— blending comfort with Earth's geological wonders.

Tectonic Plate Theorist Prints

Bring Earth's fascinating crust to your walls with our tectonic plate prints, perfect for geology lovers and science enthusiasts.