Tectonic Plate Theorist Pillows

I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all. I think you're being a little alarmist. I've worked out the future configuration of the continental plates. Earth: 250,000,000 A.D. (mathematical equations) I think you forgot to carry the one. The future looks bright.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Sergei Taneyev

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Science And Society 1923

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Leos Janacek

At the space-time institute.

The Big Bag Theory

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Richard Taruskin

'Time? Time's relative.'

Word problems in math class.

Infinity Ahead.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'