Plate Tectonics Pillows

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"This is our soft opening."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Water is discovered on the moon....

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Please don't kill me."

How Glaciations Begin

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Stratigraphy

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

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