Techy Saints Gifts

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

One-man band - One-man office

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

First O.M.G. church.

You Have 1 New Messages

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Computer literate Monk

Holy phone

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

Why god isn't listening...

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

No Connection.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'You called for tech support?'

Sat Nativ.

'Sorry we don't do 'Pay-as-you-ho' contracts'