Technophobe Charmers Gifts

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Tarzan no want computer."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Pensioners and Phones

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"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"I'm meeting with Thor for drinks. He doesn't zoom.

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

"Technology moving too fast."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'