Technophobe Humorist Gifts

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"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

High speed cinder block

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Tarzan no want computer."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Geek on Wheaties Box.

Man on Island.

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"