Technophobe Humorist Gifts

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"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

High speed cinder block

Colonial Larrysburg.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Tarzan no want computer."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Man on Island.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'