Technophobia Humor Gifts

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Man on Island.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Does he byte?"

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Reboot Me.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'