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Colonial Larrysburg.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"V.C.R's programmed"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

Exit Code

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

Voice-activated computer cannot distinguish between buy and sell.

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

Overpriced gumball machine.

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

Prisoner of technology.

"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."

The hermit has relocated...

'I want you to hold the camera phone to your mouth, open wide and say A-A-A-H-H.'

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'