Technology Watching Pillows

Watching astronauts from home

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

3D HD TV

Call Your Mother- $2.00

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'