Technology Watching Gifts

Watching astronauts from home

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Busy, Busy, Busy

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Facebook/Meta

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

Expanding Minds

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

Call Your Mother- $2.00

3D HD TV

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

Updating the Wedding Car