Tech Watching Gifts

3D HD TV

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Busy, Busy, Busy

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

Facebook/Meta

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

Expanding Minds

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Trolling on social media

Updating the Wedding Car

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."