Techie Watcher Gifts

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The DaVinci Code

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Tree house.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Och lye the news'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Take me to your computer.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."