Technology Progress Evaluator Gifts

'The computer's brand new!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Your Future Home.

"I'll never forget you."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

3D HD TV

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

"Mr GRUMPY thinks that you haven't been working at 100%"

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

At a guess I'd say that the feedback was probably pretty good!