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'The computer's brand new!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Your Future Home.

"I'll never forget you."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

3D HD TV

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

"Mr GRUMPY thinks that you haven't been working at 100%"

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.