Technology News Pillows

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"You've got computer-breath."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Smartphone Sonogram

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

The Design Artiste

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'Here comes the new kid.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense