Technology News Gifts

Nuclear Power.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"You've got computer-breath."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

The Design Artiste

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

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