Industry News Pillows

GM recall

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'The recession is over, again.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

Giant merger.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

Supermarket Merge

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"Nothing is certain except death."

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."