Tech Reporter Pillows

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Twitter censorship

How logos change over time.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"What's that you're reading?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

HUAWEI 5G

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

...and now for the news in briefs...

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Two reporters interview each other.

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

Better Living Through Technology

'Stocks rise on news that there's no other place to put your money - after interest rates hit rock bottom.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Pork bellies are up...'

Computer scared of user