Technology In Sports Pillows

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Sports and new technologies

Formula One Therapy

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"VAR ref..!!"

"Too much information."

"Play Ball!"

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.