Sports Technologist Pillows

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Football

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

City Marathon.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

A man shoots at a drone.

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

"Steroids."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

At spring training.

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'