Sports Technologist Pillows

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Football

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

City Marathon.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Steroids."

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'