Technology In Sports Gifts

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

Sports and new technologies

Formula One Therapy

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

"Too much information."

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"VAR ref..!!"

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

"Play Ball!"

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'