Technology Eschewer Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who prefers the physical world over screens? Our playful and clever items celebrate their love of technology-free living with a touch of wit and personality. Perfect for anyone who values unplugged moments and offline adventures.

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"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games." mockup

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS." mockup

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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I.T. Fear

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Grandma's caf

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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High speed cinder block

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"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory." mockup

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya." mockup

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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Domestic Spying Drones

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"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

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"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it." mockup

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong! mockup

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

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'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.' mockup

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

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'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.' mockup

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

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"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake." mockup

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

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'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

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'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.' mockup

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

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A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy. mockup

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

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'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.' mockup

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

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'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.' mockup

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

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"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago." mockup

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

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Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells. mockup

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

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"Siri, are you out of your mind?!" mockup

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

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'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..' mockup

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

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Binge Viewing...

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Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K." mockup

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

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We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works. mockup

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

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Prisoner of technology

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"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal." mockup

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."

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Technology Eschewer Gifts Collection

Technology Eschewer Mugs

Discover more humorously designed mugs perfect for the tech eschewer in your life—see our full collection for fun, witty, and thoughtful gifts.

Technology Eschewer Pillows

Browse our selection of cozy pillows that show off your loved one's tech-free attitude—perfect for relaxing and unwinding offline.

Technology Eschewer Prints

Find unique prints that humorously highlight their digital detox lifestyle—perfect for decorating their favorite space with a touch of wit.

Technology Eschewer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever and comfortable t-shirts that celebrate a life unplugged—ideal for anyone who loves embracing their non-digital side.