Technology Eschewer Pillows

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

I.T. Fear

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Grandma's caf

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Domestic Spying Drones

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Binge Viewing...

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

Prisoner of technology

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."