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Kindly readers, we are currently exploring a sensitive aspect of modern dating: The unrequited cellphone message. Two hours ago, Rudy left such a message for his girlfriend, Laurel, and she has yet to call him back. In another era, this would not necessarily be cause for concern. But with portable phones, some believe a delayed response might be a message of its own. She almost certainly left me for Larry Kudlow. Or her battery's out.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

cuPad

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

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'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

The Joy Of Txt...

'That must be my computer date.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.