Technology-driven Dater Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

cuPad

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"