Tech-savvy Daters Pillows

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

'I think he's getting serious about me -- he bookmarked my website!'

Cyber Sex

'He's perfect. We have loads of the same apps.'

"She'll be down in a minute. She's still charging."

"I'm sorry Tim, but our online profiles aren't compatible anymore!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

Klimt Kiss Phones

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

The Re-Opening of Schools

"You may now kiss the bride."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."