Tech-savvy Singles Pillows

"As it's our first date, would you mind if we just face-timed?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

cuPad

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.