Technology Detox Fan Gifts

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Elfie Stick

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Time Machine Collision

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

America Off-line.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"It appears you have a virus."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'We don't text anymore.'

Books and Phones