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Social Media Detox Fan Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the social media detox fan? Whether they’re unplugging for mental clarity or advocating healthier digital habits, our products are designed to encourage mindful breaks and celebrating offline moments. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find a perfect way to support their journey away from screens.
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
Screen Time vs Book Time
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
America Off-line.
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!
'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'
"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."
"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."
Children's games and technology
I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!
Puppy and Elephant Selfie
'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'
"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"
"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"
"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."
"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."
"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."
"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"
Social Media Detox Fan Gifts Collection
Social Media Detox Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for social media detox fans—perfect for morning coffee and mindful moments.
Social Media Detox Fan Pillows
Curl up with pillows that inspire balance and offline living—make your space a sanctuary for digital wellbeing.
Social Media Detox Fan Prints
Decorate your space with prints that motivate and empower your social media detox journey.
Social Media Detox Fan T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that support and celebrate the social media detox lifestyle—wear your intention with pride.