"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."
Social Media Detoxer Gifts
Searching for a gift for the social media detoxer in your life? Discover humorous and inspiring items that encourage taking a break from the digital world. Perfect for anyone who values offline moments and meaningful real-life connections. Whether for a friend, family member, or colleague, our curated selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints will remind them to unplug and unwind.
Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Screen Time vs Book Time
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
Live Stream
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back
Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
America Off-line.
Giving Things Up For Lent.
"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."
"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
The Lost Tribe
'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'
"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."
"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."
'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'
"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".
Social Media Detoxer Gifts Collection
Social Media Detoxer Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for social media detoxers—witty, inspiring, and perfect for starting their day offline.
Social Media Detoxer Pillows
Explore cozy pillows that remind your loved ones to take a break from screens and enjoy restful, offline moments.
Social Media Detoxer Prints
Browse inspiring prints perfect for encouraging a healthier digital lifestyle and adding character to their space.
Social Media Detoxer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating the social media detox lifestyle—fun, stylish, and ideal for spreading the message of digital balance.