Social Media Detoxer T-Shirts

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Live Stream

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".