Technology Detox Fan T-Shirts

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Elfie Stick

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Time Machine Collision

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

America Off-line.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"It appears you have a virus."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Children's games and technology

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'We don't text anymore.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Books and Phones