Tech Detox Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Deposit phones here

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Children's games and technology

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"