Tech Detox Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Deposit phones here

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Children's games and technology

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"