Techno-fumbler Gifts

'Hold it - I was putting my card in upside down.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

The Final Chapter.

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Music for car stereos

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Medical Supplies

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Goldie.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"I have no problem with A.I."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Have you been eating right?'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."