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'Hold it - I was putting my card in upside down.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The Final Chapter.

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Music for car stereos

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Medical Supplies

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

The Line-up

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Goldie.

"I have no problem with A.I."

'Have you been eating right?'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."