Flower Fumbler T-Shirts

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Bee in flight.

Dog blows on dandelion.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Final Chapter.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

He was too wrapped up in himself.

The Deer of Spring.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ovalifolium Longifora

Medical Supplies

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'