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Golfer has a heart attack on the golf course.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

The Final Chapter.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Medical Supplies

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Weight Gain Denial

Content Creator

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

"It's improv night."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Stork doing weight training.

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Tangled facing dog...

"Hey, great ab!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."