Fossil Fuel Fumbler T-Shirts

Make a statement with our fossil fuel fumbler T-shirts. Clever, funny, and eco-friendly—these tees are great for those who like to bring humor to sustainability conversation.

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"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank). mockup

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

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'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.' mockup

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

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Just Stop Boil

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"You overwatered the plant, again." mockup

"You overwatered the plant, again."

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The Final Chapter.

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Oil shock.

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Medical Supplies

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710

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If Ghosts Were Real

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"Woo-hoo!"

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'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!' mockup

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

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Hourglass earth - time running out mockup

Hourglass earth - time running out

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'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.' mockup

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

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"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each." mockup

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

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'Have you been eating right?'

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Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?" mockup

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

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"We're dinosaurs."

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"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car" mockup

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

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"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..." mockup

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

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"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..." mockup

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

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Perpetual motion car

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Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor. mockup

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

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Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down. mockup

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

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'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.' mockup

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

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"Big coal is getting restless."

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'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?' mockup

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'

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Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil mockup

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

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'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!' mockup

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

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"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."

"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone." mockup

"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."

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'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'

'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.' mockup

'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'

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'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.' mockup

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

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"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

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