Finish-line Fumbler Gifts

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

First past the post.

100k Desert Crawl

The Final Chapter.

Medical Supplies

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'Have you been eating right?'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Formula One Finish Line.

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

Finish line.

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

Top Finish Line Crossers.

Dance marathon.

The Artist 10k. Finish

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'

"I accidentally logged into Turtle Tax instead of Turbo Tax a month ago and I'm still trying to get our W-2 information entered."

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"There's no shame in coming in second."