Camera Fumbler Gifts

'He's all thumbs!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The Final Chapter.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Medical Supplies

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

Antique Selfie

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'Have you been eating right?'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'Cheese.'

Nightlife photography

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

Moving walkway to King's throne.

Shootouts For Cowboys Who Don't Really Like Guns.

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

Camera Man

'And this model is also a digital camera.'

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

'Cheese!'

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'You looking for me?'

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'